Humor vinicola (En ingles)
Esto me lo mando mi amigo Manuel para compartirlo con Uds., no quise traducirlo y mantener el texto original.
Esto es sabiduría para la relación Marte – Venus. 🙂
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS: |
SAFER: |
SAFEST: |
ULTRA SAFE: |
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What’s for dinner? |
Can I help you with dinner? |
Where would you like to go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
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Are you wearing that? |
Wow, you sure look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you so worked up about? |
Could we be overreacting? |
Here’s my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine. |
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Should you be eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you DO all day? |
I hope you didn’t over-do it today. |
I’ve always loved you in that robe! |
Here, have some wine. |
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