{"id":1149,"date":"2007-04-18T11:17:55","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T15:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.antociano.net\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/04\/humor-vinicola-en-ingles\/"},"modified":"2007-04-18T11:17:55","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T15:17:55","slug":"humor-vinicola-en-ingles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/2007\/04\/humor-vinicola-en-ingles\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor vinicola (En ingles)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Esto me lo mando mi amigo Manuel<\/a> para compartirlo con Uds., no quise traducirlo y mantener el texto original.<\/p>\n

Esto es sabiduría para la relación Marte – Venus. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

The Hormone Guide
\nWomen will understand this and the men should memorize it!
\nEvery woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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DANGEROUS: <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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SAFER: <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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SAFEST: <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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ULTRA SAFE: <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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What’s for dinner?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Can I help you with dinner?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Where would you like to go for dinner?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Here, have some wine.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Are you wearing that?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Wow, you sure look good in brown!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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WOW! Look at you!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Here, have some wine<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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What are you so worked up about?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Could we be overreacting?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Here’s my paycheck.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Here, have some wine.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Should you be eating that?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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You know, there are a lot of apples left.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Here, have some wine.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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What did you DO all day?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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I hope you didn’t over-do it today.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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I’ve always loved you in that robe!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Here, have some wine<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Esto me lo mando mi amigo Manuel para compartirlo con Uds., no quise traducirlo y mantener el texto original. Esto es sabiduría para la relación…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3406,"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions\/3406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/antociano.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}